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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2015 8:08:21 GMT -5
Don't you realize? I HAVE YOU CORNERED
My logic is simply unbeatable. It is the best, like none ever was. There are no wholes. I am simply trying to find the truth m8. Can't you see that I simple am the best? You don't know my power. I can really feel it.
Oh, do you need evidence? My logic is your evidence. You must question reality before you question me. I am above reality. There is only one truth in the world. That's me.
Still don't believe me? Well, I don't believe you. You are clearly hiding the truth. I can tell. I always keep my poker face. No matter what you do, I shall bring light to this situation.
Now tell me, why... why did you
eat
the
last
COOKIE?
I've been playing too much Ace attorney investigations 2.
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Post by Giratina on Apr 2, 2015 10:39:40 GMT -5
but it was so delicous ;n; i'm sowwy
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 12:46:39 GMT -5
Clearly it wasn't delicious
Why?
Because I'm the best.
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Post by Giratina on Apr 3, 2015 16:23:25 GMT -5
am cri in corner now thx mnchino *cri cri*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2015 20:48:22 GMT -5
clearly I have you cornered now.
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Post by MorningCoffee on Apr 3, 2015 22:24:10 GMT -5
it looked at me funny with its goggles of looking-at-me-funny
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Post by Giratina on Apr 4, 2015 4:21:17 GMT -5
ohno i am cornerered u got mi ;;
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Post by Boured on May 4, 2015 15:02:28 GMT -5
How could you know I ate the last cookie when there are many other people who could have done it? It could have been your best friend, a family member, or it could be a random person you don't know, or you could be correct in assuming that it is me. But how could you know I did it when there are so many options? In reality it is really all up to chance. But one question remains who took the last cookie? Are you sure it is me or is this just a hypothesis? If so why do you think that? Do I have any motivation to do so? Furthermore if you know how are you sure that it is my motivation and not something completely different? You see you can never truly know can you there is no logic when it comes to chance it is all luck in my eyes therefore your unbeatable logic does not apply here. Thus my friend for once in your life............... You are Cornered.
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2015 8:36:18 GMT -5
How could you know I ate the last cookie when there are many other people who could have done it? It could have been your best friend, a family member, or it could be a random person you don't know, or you could be correct in assuming that it is me. But how could you know I did it when there are so many options? In reality it is really all up to chance. But one question remains who took the last cookie? Are you sure it is me or is this just a hypothesis? If so why do you think that? Do I have any motivation to do so? Furthermore if you know how are you sure that it is my motivation and not something completely different? You see you can never truly know can you there is no logic when it comes to chance it is all luck in my eyes therefore your unbeatable logic does not apply here. Thus my friend for once in your life............... You are Cornered. 1. Why are you defending yourself? We have already admitted a culprit. There is no point in self defense now. 2. I do admit I was bluffing at first. That point goes to you. It is one of my many tactics of obtaining info. 3. We do have a confession that someone took the last cookie. However, questions do remain. Was it forced? Is there a mastermind behind this? The confession was rather quick. There may be more to this than it might at first seem. 4. Nobody here has a motivation to steal the last cookie. However, we have received the testimony "It was delicious" from the culprit. Everyone can offer this testimony. Therefore everyone has a motive. 5. The unknown shall never corner me. All I seek is the truth. Uneeded defense > Guilty of something + Pressure from cornering me from the unknown > Reason to do so + Possibility of coercion + Possible Motive: "Because it was delicious" + Only suspect to show these qualities You are the mastermind behind this cookie stealing business.
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Post by Giratina on May 10, 2015 6:44:13 GMT -5
chinoworth pls it was me all me don't blame this guy it was aLL ME ;-; THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD ANTIMATTER DRAGON THING WHO LIEKS COOKIES I'M SORRY LOCK ME UP NOW
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2015 19:11:07 GMT -5
Okay then Gumshoe, arrest him!...not just yet.The problem here is that there has been more to this cookie than it seems. There are multiple people responsible behind this incident.
What I'm here to seek is why. I shall not let the truth slip away that easily.
What is this cookie-stealing buisness planning..?
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Post by Boured on May 14, 2015 15:14:13 GMT -5
Okay then Gumshoe, arrest him!...not just yet.The problem here is that there has been more to this cookie than it seems. There are multiple people responsible behind this incident.
What I'm here to seek is why. I shall not let the truth slip away that easily.
What is this cookie-stealing buisness planning..?
How can you know like I said there is no logic in this because there are multiple possibilities. In fact how can we be sure Giratina is not just lying to have the real culprit escape uncharged. Another fact is how can we be sure it was not YOU who stole the last cookie and you are trying to use your logic to escape being charged? Once again you can never know.
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2015 5:45:37 GMT -5
I am just wanting to find the truth. And the truth I shall pursue, even if the possibility exists that I am the cuplrit. To truly understand the nature of this situation, we are going to need to examine the cookie itself. .... WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE COOKIES!
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Post by Giratina on May 16, 2015 1:23:46 GMT -5
>arrest him sir i can assure you that i take offense to this, you refer to me with female pronouns because i'm female, how dare you
NO. MORE. COOKIES. //flails Wait, I can regurgitate the one I ate. Do you have a cup by any chance? ...Wait, that would pin the blame on me because it would've came out of me and have Giratina stomach acid all over it. because it wAS ME
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2015 7:32:55 GMT -5
(This may seem open and shut as a case, but her motive is out of wack.)
(As you can see, our suspect has now provided new information on her possible motive.
Her original claim to the cookie was due to its deliciousness. However, she now seems willing to sacrifice this deliciousness be regurgitating the cookie.
Whether the she fully understands the contradiction in this is still trivial. What is means is still up for judgement.)
(Regurgitation will leave a bad taste in one's mouth. That is contradictory to a cookie's taste.
If one desires a cookie 'delicious taste' very badly, one would not rid of that taste this way)
(Possible reasons for this contradictory behavior include
1. lack of foreknowledge of result of action,
2. Not liking the taste of cookies)
(If 2 is a possibility, then there must have been another method of Girintina taking the cookie rather than snatching it by herself.
This could include
Straight Coercion
Blackmail
The need for that cookie to be eliminated.
Part of a greater operation)
(However, 2 could be incorrect and she doesn't like cookies. But with the behavior of the situation, option 2 is more likely, supported by
Someone else's need to question the cookie's dissapearance.
Girinitina's suspicious admittance of guilt).
(I shall try questioning one of these paths to narrow the way to the truth!)
Excuse me, where did you eat this cookie?
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